What Do I Get?

Our goody bag is absolutely the best anywhere. You’ll get (pictured here):

hand-letterpress-printed goodie bag
beautiful and collectible 2.5″ chromed metal enamel “cog” badge
5×3″ wide chenille “letter jacket” patch, featuring our succulent meaty mascots.
4×3″ diecut weatherproof vinyl decal
4×3″ weatherproof vinyl magnet
1″ button, randomly selected, featuring the cow or pig.

Even better, we’ve got some must-have stretch goals for certain attendance levels. When we hit these goals, everyone gets even more stuff! We’ll be announcing those soon!

On top of all that, you’ll get:

Admission to the Saturday night Awards Banquet at the hotel.
Admission to the Friday night concert at Martyrs’.
Admission to the Thursday night “Early Admissions” party.
Free reserved scooter parking at the hotel.
Admission to four days worth of rides, events, venues, and fun, including some big surprises.
No promises yet, but we’re working with our sponsors to include a T-shirt, more swag, additional meals, a beer ticket, and lots more in the registration price.

Yes, there’s a price increase this year. Hosting a fancy hotel banquet is expensive, and inflation and tariffs aren’t helping. But just about all rallies are at least $50 now, and how much do you spend at music festivals, or even a single concert? $110 for an absolutely legendary, jam-packed weekend of fun is a huge bargain.

Stretch Goals

As if our regular swag wasn’t great enough, we love giving you more top-notch rally mementos, so we’ve brought back stretch goals for this year’s rally.

What are stretch goals, you ask? Let’s explain!

We set goals for attendee registration numbers. When we hit each of those goals, we add another item to the swag bag. Everyone that registers (up to our registration cap of 350) gets the extra items at no additional charge.

Help spread the word and get more of your fellow scooterists registered, and we’ll add more swag to the official Slaughterhouse 31/Midwest Vespa Days bag!

Here are your Stretch goals for
Slaughterhouse 31 & Midwest Vespa Days!

We’ve hit our first target of 15o registrations, so our first stretch goal, the SH31/MVD shot glass, will be added to all registered swag bags. Our next goal is to have 225 registered attendees, when we hit this goal, all registrants will get this luxurious SH31/MVD-branded helmet bag, and we’ll reveal the third and last stretch goal!