Thursday 9/2:

9pm-??: Meet & Greet at Late Bar, 3536 W Belmont. Come get your dance and drink on! Make sure to try the house specialty - horchata martini.

Friday 9/3:

6pm-8pm: BBQ, Service and Sale at Scooterworks Chicago, 5410 N Damen. A special afterhours event for Slaughterhouse attendees only! In-stock items (tires, oil, etc) will be sold at steep discounts for us, plus BBQ and free service help from the guys in the shop. Note: Scooterworks Chicago is separate from ScooterworksUSA.

8pm: Short city ride Leave from Scooterworks, wind our way around the city to end up at Exit around 9-9:30pm

9pm-4am: Ska Dance Party at Exit, 1315 W North Ave. Put on your dancing shoes and come out to this legendary punk bar for dancing and socializing.

Midnight Ride: This will be a long ride out to the forest preserves southwest of the city, so dress for it and gas up beforehand. We will return to Exit afterward.

Saturday 9/4:

10-11:30am: Breakfast at Ace Motorcycle and Scooter, 1042 W Jackson. Get some food and say hi to old and new friends to start the day.

11:30am: Saturday Ride See the sights of Chicago from the back of your scooter during daylight hours, then we'll head over to Archie's. (Beware: many Chicago intersections have redlight cameras and you will get a ticket if you run the light.)

3-6pm: BBQ at Archie's Iowa/Rockwell Tavern, Iowa & Rockwell. Top up with food and drink at Archie's Tavern.

6-9pm: free time. Take a nap, call your mother - she worries.

9pm-2am Bittersweet 16 Scooter Prom at Cobra Lounge, 235 N Ashland Ave. Put on your nice duds and prom it up! Who will be the King and Queen? Find out!

Sunday 9/5:

12pm Pig Roast at Motoworks, 1901 S Western Ave. Start with the Pig Roast, progress to the Gymkhana and Slow Races, then end with Awards and Raffle before saying goodbye.


Registration is $10, and can be done during the rally at Late Bar, Scooterworks, Exit and Ace.

Registration includes a great embroidered patch and the magic wristband that will ensure your entry to every event, ride, drink special, and meal listed on the itinerary. No wrist band, no fun, no kidding, period. You must register and sign our waiver in order to participate.

Extra patches are available to registered participants for $5. Kids under 16 are free w/adult. Some events are 21+.



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Ace Motorcycle and Scooter
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Archie's Iowa/Rockwell Tavern
Cobra Lounge,
Late Bar,
Exit Chicago
Pirate Upholstery
Scooterworks Chicago


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